On a flight from London to Nairobi the passengers were just settling in for the flight when the pilot announced that there was a crisis and that the plane was going down.
Three ladies, sitting next to each other started their preparations for the impending crash.
The first lady, quite attractive, started applying makeup and when asked by the other two why, she replied that rescuers always look for pretty victims to rescue first.
The second lady, very wealthy, started putting all her gold and diamond jewellery on and when asked why she replied that rescuers always look for the richest victims to rescue first.
The third lady, a kenyan, calmly lifted her dress and removed her panties. When asked why she replied that the other two were wrong in their assumptions and that rescuers always look for the "black box" first.
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